My Unbreakable Bond With Demon Rolls😈

Demon Rolls aka Pizza rolls. I’ve experienced so much throughout my journey with Demon Rolls. In fact there was a time that I wouldn’t even touch them. We were just not on speaking terms.

Let me explain. At first things were great. No one could break the bond that we had…Until that day.


It hurts for me to even think about the rough patch that we went through. But I’m determined to share the struggles that Demon Rolls, and I have had to get to where we are today.

On to the traumatic event. I warmed the demon rolls in the microwave, the way I always did. Three to Four minutes, and sit for 2. The sitting process is most important. It allows the demon rolls to truly flourish into pure awesomeness. After sitting down on the couch I stared at my demon rolls as if they were the only thing on this here dying planet, then proceeded to pick up my first one. As I bit into the demon roll the filling inside jumped out of the Demon Roll! Fell onto my bare chest ! And burned the life out of me ! I promise you there was a moment where I was outside of my own body, a ghost of myself. Looking at Me, Gov-Na LoOpy writhing in pain.

When I came back to myself, I yelled at the demon rolls, then passed them onto the LoOpy Creator(My Mom). For a good month after that no matter how loud they called to me as I walked through the frozen food section at the grocery store, I would not give in. One day I decided that second chances exist for a reason, and it wasn’t entirely the Demon Rolls fault.

Now that we’ve made it through our rough patch. We’re happier than ever to be reunited. It just feels so good.

Comments are welcome. If you have had similar struggles with demon rolls, I’d love to hear about them 😬.

– Gov-Na LoOpy🍸😜

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That LoOpy Chick

I’m a 27 yr old woman from the Midwest. This site is a documentation of my crazy and all that it entails. Whether it’s me fighting myself, thinking out loud, or the “Grand Epiphanies” that I have every other week, it will probably be posted here. Why would I post all of it? Because it’s fun and I like it!

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